July 16, 2014

Autobiography 2002-2013, 2014. I don’t think I need to write it since it’s already been written

July 15, 2014

MEETING NEW BOYS

I went to a dance party and felt like a 1000 years old. Thank gawd for smartphones because then I have somewhere to look instead of staring at everyone with a sad face that says OMG I WANT TO JOIN YOU BUT I AM NOT DRUNK/AMPED UP ENOUGH/FORGET EVERYTHING ABOUT DANCING. It wasn’t until the end of the night where not one but TWO boys talked to me.

1. “SO WHAT DO YOU STUDY?” “POETRY.” “OH WOW.” “YEAH HEH HEH YOU CAN’T TRUST US!” (why did I say this because) “OH YEAH I KNOW. I DATED ONE AND HE WAS A LIAR AND I LEARNED TO NEVER DATE A POET AGAIN.” “UMM.”

2. “WHERE YOU FROM?” “PHILLY. YOU?” “NEW YORK!” “OH WOW HA HA I’M LIKE YOUR UGLY STEPSISTER.” “THAT YOU ARE!”

I’m a hit in NOLA/total catch/swipe left-worthy, right?

July 15, 2014   60 notes
feelingofgaze:

photo shoots with Beck and Hanson, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson, you’re all fakes up in yr mansions. come down here, we’ll kick yr asses. 

<3<3 

feelingofgaze:

photo shoots with Beck and Hanson, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson, you’re all fakes up in yr mansions. come down here, we’ll kick yr asses. 

<3<3 

(Source: dude-wheres-my-couture)

July 10, 2014   1 note

PLL just gave me a minor panic attack

AREA’s hot shot prof dad just thought her lover’s/teacher’s intellectual’s tastes are lightweight and then I flashed forward to 2016-2017 where I’m teaching HS english and some parent thinks I’m a deadweight for watching pretty little liars and writing on my tumblr as my only published work.

July 10, 2014   1 note

summer activity

I love staying up all night binge-watching Netflix on one tab, and on the other tab, stalking everyone on facebook/instagram/twitter, which spurs more feelings of inadequacy, resentment, and nostalgia.

July 8, 2014

DO NOT LIKE

People who say “amazeballs.” I can get down with people who say AMAZE as an adjective though.

July 7, 2014

LIVE FROM THE JOB SEARCH part infinity

1. omg vague posts are the WORST, but I do like ones that are in all caps. Maybe it’s a match.

2. Curious about becoming a shoe shiner at a hotel but I feel like I need to be an insanely optimistic and listen to businesspeople about how successful they are/sports/stockquotes/1%politics(?) and provide recommendations in a city I have zero clue about because I spend my days either in bed with netflix, at a weird dive, an expensive gay pool I have no business being at, and coffee shops pretending I’m working on something important.  Also would probably need to part my hair/make it look shiny. 

3. Totally thought a post was looking for someone to be TUMBLING INSTRUCTOR ie teaching people how to use TUMBLR O___O

July 7, 2014

OMG best mix for THIS particular summer xoxo

July 3, 2014

new bullet on my resume

Private Pet Sitter/Walker,  Various locations,  Jun 1996-present
Provides care to various breeds of cat and dogs; duties include feeding, walking, grooming, waste management, initiating play, and maintaining clean and habitable pet spaces.

Do you like how I look like I almost have ~20 years of experience? “Waste management”? “Initiating play”? “Habitable pet spaces”? Missing subject? Do you see through me?

I’m kind of proud of this (especially some awk phrasing/puffery), but I could be delusional. IDK it’s rough out there in the big easy lol.

July 3, 2014

just a thought or two IDK…

What is worse: reminiscing about the glory days of HS/College or living vicariously/reimagining them via teen shows?

Secondly, is there such a thing as grad school glory days/daze? Is it like writing a 20+pg essay in 15 mins and getting an A/surviving a semester?

Please P/DM with answers bc this is v imp/IDK what I’m doing

*Sent from my Macbook in the comp lab*